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Posted on 26th Aug at 10:27 PM, with 211 notes


"Is that all you do Mr. Potts, invent things?"  

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

Posted on 26th Aug at 10:13 PM, with 54,233 notes

sia get out of my house
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sia get out of my house

Posted on 25th Aug at 10:48 PM, with 156,010 notes


This is my favorite dog, Brownie. Even though she’s a tad lazy. And is a tad afraid of me. But she’s always polite and shakes my hand. And she’s great at keeping secrets. Look at her wink.

Posted on 25th Aug at 9:38 PM, with 227,280 notes


This is what I love about Winter. You wake up in the middle of the night, maybe just to pee or get water or something, look out the window and see this. It’s so beautiful. And it’s silent; you have no idea that it’s happening until you just look. It almost seems fake. And it makes your bed seem way more comfortable, for whatever reason.

Posted on 25th Aug at 9:21 PM, with 86,138 notes



Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

Posted on 24th Aug at 10:37 PM, with 147,002 notes



Posted on 24th Aug at 10:34 PM, with 722,840 notes


in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

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